19. Bacon


A: I love putting bacon in everything I cook.

B: It is a delicious food!

A: Did you know you can even put it in chocolate?

B: That's amazing!

A: It tastes wonderful! They're my two favorite things.

B: I heard bacon is actually bad for you, though.

A: How can something so delicious be bad?

B: It makes it harder to pump blood through your body.

A: That sounds dangerous!

B: I heard it can really shorten your life.

A: I'd rather live a short life happily eating bacon.

B: I think you need to work on your priorities.