9. Pets in the House


A: Who let the dog inside?

B: I did. What's the problem?

A: He got mud all over the new carpet!

B: That wasn't him. I just gave him a bath!

A: Now that I look closer, these look like footprints!

B: Well, they're not mine, they're too big!

A: They're not mine, either. I haven't been outside.

B: I think those are dad's footprints.

A: I think you're right!

B: Dad's in big trouble now.

A: Yes he is. Maybe he'll sleep in the dog house tonight.

B: I don't think the dog wants dad as a roommate.