150. Santa Molested by Young Woman
At a popular mall in Dothan, Alabama, Santa
asked a 33-year-old woman, sitting on his lap,
she wanted for Christmas. She said she wanted
! “I couldn’t believe it,” said Paul Moyer, 65
old. “I figured that I misheard her, so
asked her again. She didn’t say ‘Yule’; she
And then she started groping Santa.
put both hands on his cheeks and gave
a big kiss on his lips. She pulled
his cap and stroked his white hair—or what
left of it. Then she unbuckled his big
belt and stuck her hand down his pants.
was no match for this young woman, who
stronger, faster, and hornier than he was. He
yelling for help.
By the time a security
arrived, the woman had unbuttoned Santa’s jacket and
rubbing her chest against his. She was wearing
-flops, shorts, and a T-shirt, with no bra. The
asked her to leave Santa alone, but she
him. He had to pull her off Santa.
Santa and the woman were out of breath.
police eventually arrived. They handcuffed the woman and
her in a squad car. They said she
be charged with sexual assault and battery. “That
guy didn’t know what hit him,” said one
. Santa took a 10-minute break to recover and
put his Santa suit back together.
to his chair by the Christmas tree, he
to the kids who had witnessed the attack.
did not seem to be bothered by the
, except for the fact that they had to
in line a little longer to visit with
. Two 13-year-old boys, however, enjoyed the “show.” They
said they couldn’t wait until they were old
to work as Santa in a mall. “She
hot!” said one of the boys.