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164. Old Dogs Become Young Again
“My 10-year-old dog can’t even walk up two
to get into the house,” Alicia told her
friend. “I have to carry Prince up those
steps. Late one night I saw an ad
TV for Young Again Dog Beverage. They showed
old dog trying to get into an armchair.
got only partway into the chair before it
back down to the floor. They showed another
trying to catch a Frisbee. The poor dog
’t even jump off the ground. They showed another
going for a ‘walk.’ But instead of actually
, the dog was sitting in a baby carriage
its owner was pushing. These were all the ‘
’ pictures.
“Then they showed the ‘after’ pictures—after the
had drunk the Young Again Dog Beverage for
week. It was a miracle! I couldn’t believe
own two eyes! The first dog easily leaped
into the armchair. The second dog leaped almost
feet into the air to catch the Frisbee!
the third dog stood on its hind legs
pushed the family cat in the baby carriage!
“
, of course, I was sold! So, I sent
my $19.95 to the address on the TV
. After it arrived, I put 10 drops into
’s water dish each day for a week. Nothing
. So I doubled the dosage for another two
, but Prince was still tired and weak.
“I
the company. They asked me what kind of
I had. I told them that Prince was
mixed breed. They said the TV ad I
was for purebreds only. They told me to
Young Again Mutt Beverage for $11.95. That was
days ago. I can’t wait till it gets
, so I can watch Prince run up and
those steps and start chasing cats again, just
the good old days!”
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