164. Old Dogs Become Young Again 

“My 10-year-old dog can’t even walk up two to get into the house,” Alicia told her friend. “I have to carry Prince up those steps. Late one night I saw an ad TV for Young Again Dog Beverage. They showed old dog trying to get into an armchair. got only partway into the chair before it back down to the floor. They showed another trying to catch a Frisbee. The poor dog ’t even jump off the ground. They showed another going for a ‘walk.’ But instead of actually , the dog was sitting in a baby carriage its owner was pushing. These were all the ‘’ pictures.
“Then they showed the ‘after’ pictures—after the had drunk the Young Again Dog Beverage for week. It was a miracle! I couldn’t believe own two eyes! The first dog easily leaped into the armchair. The second dog leaped almost feet into the air to catch the Frisbee! the third dog stood on its hind legs pushed the family cat in the baby carriage!
, of course, I was sold! So, I sent my $19.95 to the address on the TV . After it arrived, I put 10 drops into ’s water dish each day for a week. Nothing . So I doubled the dosage for another two , but Prince was still tired and weak.
“I the company. They asked me what kind of I had. I told them that Prince was mixed breed. They said the TV ad I was for purebreds only. They told me to Young Again Mutt Beverage for $11.95. That was days ago. I can’t wait till it gets , so I can watch Prince run up and those steps and start chasing cats again, just the good old days!”