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224. US Passports Outsourced
The federal government has decided that it’s too
to print US passports in the US. Starting
this year, the government will send all passports
Thailand. A printing company in Thailand will print
US passports at a significant savings to the
taxpayer.
A radio ad in Los Angeles proclaims
a citizen’s identity is stolen every 3 seconds. “
our passports is only going to make identity
a bigger problem,” said an angry citizen. “What’s
? Before we know it, they’ll be printing driver’s
, birth certificates, and social security cards in Thailand.
will result in total chaos. Fifty people will
the same passport and driver’s license.”
A US
said that outsourcing is necessary because of the
War. “To pay for the war, we have
reduce our spending elsewhere,” he said. He said
passports were only the beginning; money was next.
two years from now, he said that all
cash would be printed overseas. Starting three years
now, he said, military vehicles and weapons would
made overseas.
“The good news,” he said, “is
we are going to also outsource our military
. Two undeveloped countries have agreed to replace our
starting four years from now. Our American soldiers
gradually return to America, and these foreign soldiers
do all the fighting in Iraq. This will
our military costs in Iraq 90 percent, from
billion monthly to only $1 billion. To further
spending, of course, all the returning American soldiers
be laid off.”
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