11. Bobby the Fat Boy
Bobby loved to eat. He ate hamburgers, French
, hot dogs, pizza, donuts, and ice-cream, just to
a few. No matter how much Bobby ate,
never got a stomachache. It is no surprise
Bobby weighs two hundred and fifty pounds. It
be surprising to know that Bobby is only
years old. Bobby didn't care that he was
. He was content with how he looked and
eating as much as he could.
tell jokes to his friends. "Knock, knock," Bobby
say. "Who's there?" friends would ask. "Gorilla," Bobby
. "Gorilla who?" they'd ask back. "Gorilla me a
!" Bobby replied, delivering the punch line. The joke
in how the word gorilla sounded like grill.
's joke always left people in stitches.
was popular and friendly, he was still teased
some kids in school. Fat boy Bobby was
nick name the mean kids gave to Bobby.
Bobby heard the nick name, he would reply
gusto, "sticks and stones may break my bones,
words can never hurt me." The bullies would
reply, "I bet you would eat those sticks
stones, fat boy Bobby!" and scurry off running.
did not let idiotic name calling bother him.
had more important things to think about, like
he was going to eat for dinner. Bobby
that one day he would have to lose
if he wished to live a longer life.
that day came, Bobby would continue eating what
wanted and as much he wanted.