123. Chop Down the Trees
“You have to chop down those two trees,”
the fire control agent. “Why do I have
chop down those two trees?” asked Diane. “Because
two trees are a fire hazard,” said the
control agent. “All trees are a fire hazard,”
Diane. “Yes, but those two trees are a
fire hazard,” said the agent. “Why are those
trees a super fire hazard?” Diane asked. “Because
two trees are right next to your house.
them down,” he said. Diane was poor. She
’t afford to pay someone to chop the trees
. The agent said, “Chop them down, or I
fine you.” The next day, she poured gasoline
both trees. Then she set them on fire.