A: Can I have you license and registration, sir?
B: What seems to be the problem, officer?
A: You have no idea why I pulled you over?
B: I don't have any idea, officer.
A: You were going 60 miles an hour and the speed limit is only 45.
B: Sorry, officer. I guess I was in a rush.
A: Where are you rushing to?
B: I'm late picking up my kids from school.
A: I'm going to have to give you a ticket.
B: Can't you just let me off with a warning? I'll be more careful next time.
A: You could have caused an accident and never made it to get your kids.
B: You have a point, officer.
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