A: Do you have your customs form?
B: Yes, I filled it out on the plane.
A: I also need your passport.
B: I'm a U.S. citizen.
A: I still need to see your passport.
B: What other documents do you need?
A: Do you have anything to declare?
B: I bought some leather wallets in Morocco.
A: You're going to have to show them to me.
B: Are you going to take then away from me?
A: I'll only confiscate them if they are made of python skin.
B: They are just leather wallets.
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